dvorakolyte

A user of the Dvorak keyboard layout.

(I'm a dvorakolyte.)

Hoffa effect

Pronounced direct correlation between physical attractiveness and distance from the viewer.

("Hoffa" is an acronym for "hot only from far away")

moral parallax

A difference between the ethical and behavioral standards applied to oneself, one's friends, etc., and those applied to strangers.

yao ming?

Phrase used by hip-hop-influenced Asians to verify their listeners' understanding.

it doesn't work like that. yao ming?